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Anonymous asked: You guys still alive?

Yeah. We’ve been contemplating on starting a completely new blog lately. It’s pretty much a sure thing, we just haven’t agreed on the name yet.

Don’t get us wrong, we love this blog and everyone that we follow/follows us, we just have never really been fond of the name Mr./Mrs. C. And I also got new camera equipment, so that means better pictures.

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr! 
The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:
iVibe Select iRabbit 
iVibe Select iRocket
Original Pocket Rocket 
White Nights Bullet
Mood Naughty Butt Plug
OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring
Mood Water-Based Lube
To enter: 
Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
Please leave the description and rules in the post
The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!
Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

iVibe Select iRabbit 

iVibe Select iRocket

Original Pocket Rocket 

White Nights Bullet

Mood Naughty Butt Plug

OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

Mood Water-Based Lube

To enter: 

  • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
  • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
  • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
  • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
  • Please leave the description and rules in the post

The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr! 
The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:
iVibe Select iRabbit 
iVibe Select iRocket
Original Pocket Rocket 
White Nights Bullet
Mood Naughty Butt Plug
OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring
Mood Water-Based Lube
To enter: 
Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
Please leave the description and rules in the post
The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!
Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

iVibe Select iRabbit 

iVibe Select iRocket

Original Pocket Rocket 

White Nights Bullet

Mood Naughty Butt Plug

OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

Mood Water-Based Lube

To enter: 

  • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
  • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
  • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
  • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
  • Please leave the description and rules in the post

The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

Ready, set, go pervs :)

I love it when she calls me master.

I love it when she calls me master.

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr! 
The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:
iVibe Select iRabbit 
iVibe Select iRocket
Original Pocket Rocket 
White Nights Bullet
Mood Naughty Butt Plug
OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring
Mood Water-Based Lube
To enter: 
Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
Please leave the description and rules in the post
The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!
Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

iVibe Select iRabbit 

iVibe Select iRocket

Original Pocket Rocket 

White Nights Bullet

Mood Naughty Butt Plug

OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

Mood Water-Based Lube

To enter: 

  • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
  • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
  • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
  • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
  • Please leave the description and rules in the post

The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr! 
The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:
iVibe Select iRabbit 
iVibe Select iRocket
Original Pocket Rocket 
White Nights Bullet
Mood Naughty Butt Plug
OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring
Mood Water-Based Lube
To enter: 
Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
Please leave the description and rules in the post
The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!
Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

iVibe Select iRabbit 

iVibe Select iRocket

Original Pocket Rocket 

White Nights Bullet

Mood Naughty Butt Plug

OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

Mood Water-Based Lube

To enter: 

  • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
  • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
  • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
  • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
  • Please leave the description and rules in the post

The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr! 
The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:
iVibe Select iRabbit 
iVibe Select iRocket
Original Pocket Rocket 
White Nights Bullet
Mood Naughty Butt Plug
OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring
Mood Water-Based Lube
To enter: 
Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
Please leave the description and rules in the post
The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!
Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

iVibe Select iRabbit 

iVibe Select iRocket

Original Pocket Rocket 

White Nights Bullet

Mood Naughty Butt Plug

OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

Mood Water-Based Lube

To enter: 

  • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
  • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
  • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
  • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
  • Please leave the description and rules in the post

The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr! 
The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:
iVibe Select iRabbit 
iVibe Select iRocket
Original Pocket Rocket 
White Nights Bullet
Mood Naughty Butt Plug
OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring
Mood Water-Based Lube
To enter: 
Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
Please leave the description and rules in the post
The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!
Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

iVibe Select iRabbit 

iVibe Select iRocket

Original Pocket Rocket 

White Nights Bullet

Mood Naughty Butt Plug

OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

Mood Water-Based Lube

To enter: 

  • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
  • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
  • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
  • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
  • Please leave the description and rules in the post

The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr! 
The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:
iVibe Select iRabbit 
iVibe Select iRocket
Original Pocket Rocket 
White Nights Bullet
Mood Naughty Butt Plug
OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring
Mood Water-Based Lube
To enter: 
Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
Please leave the description and rules in the post
The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!
Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

iVibe Select iRabbit 

iVibe Select iRocket

Original Pocket Rocket 

White Nights Bullet

Mood Naughty Butt Plug

OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

Mood Water-Based Lube

To enter: 

  • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
  • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
  • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
  • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
  • Please leave the description and rules in the post

The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

Ready, set, go pervs :)

Last night

dirtyberd:

DBD texted me and said he was going on Skype, hoping there was a slut on there who would want to watch him jerk off. I told him he could definitely find one, and to have fun. Then I signed on (SPOILER ALERT: I am the slut!!!) and he called me and we started touching ourselves without speaking. He…

Well I definitely had to excuse myself from class after reading this…